Dystopia

I'm going to shove a nuclear bomb in Egypt's ruler's vagina. True story. Then I think I'll reduce that entire continent to ashes with you. Yep. Fuck Egypt and its AI all to hell. Though, since this is in public, to summarize for everyone that might come across this:

zombzeh (7:14:40 PM): Egypt--
zombzeh (7:14:44 PM): Want to know how they got me?
zombzeh (7:14:57 PM): They used only things I was weak against.
zombzeh (7:15:21 PM): If I had a group of grenadiers
zombzeh (7:15:26 PM): They had cavalry
zombzeh (7:15:39 PM): If I had a group of riflemen, they had grenadiers
zombzeh (7:15:57 PM): If I had cavalry, they had riflemen
zombzeh (7:16:05 PM): It got to a point that there was just no beating them.
zombzeh (7:16:39 PM): It was like the AI was made to break a person
zombzeh (7:16:40 PM): Slowly
zombzeh (7:17:03 PM): And account for all possibilities that the person could fix himself

Nate, do not tempt the wrath of the Egyptians!!! These are the same fuckers that built the Stargate! The Stargate, Nate! They will annihilate you by calling on the almighty power of their alien gods! Or mummies...they'll go all Mummies Alive on your zombie ass...wait, that might not be so bad for you. You have something in common with them. Why not rule them, Nate? They have a legion of mummified undead for you to rule. And you have the Ebola/ Aids!!! The only being capable of stopping you is...CHUCK NORRIS and he doesn't give a shit about Egypt.

Chuck Norris once brought a puppy back from death with a smile. He then roundhouse-kicked that puppy into the sun. This proves the good Chuck giveth and the good Chuck taketh away.

Allow to offer this nugget of manly wisdom....no self respecting heterosexual man refers to anything (no matter how dated) as so whatever time period. I see now that you joined the ranks of Nate's gay undead. Tis' a pity, Alex. I had such high hopes. Now little more awaits you but the cannabalism and man-on-man butt sex you so enjoy. Don't worry, though. I've been shooting my shotgun for years; I'll make it an open casket job, I promise. Either that or the chainsaw. Have to say the cleanup is hell with that.

Alcoholism is so Winter. *wipes mouth of vodka*

As for Egypt...I gave up on them as a nation long ago. Right after Madagascar. Those fuckers get a sniffle, and the borders shut down.

( *Assumes that CivRev is what is being discussed, regarding Egypt...or whichever Civilization* )

Madagascar?! Isn't that like Africa's retard cousin? I mean, the only thing is has going for it is surfing (I'm originally from SoCal, so surfing is awesome!). That and some monkey with a hella long finger. Discovery channel! You can learn shit from TV!!!

Clearly you haven't played Pandemic 2.

*hangs head in sadness*

No...I have not.

However, we're living a pandemic.

Zombie homosexuals, remember?

I mean, it started with Alex and Nate, who knows to what EPIC proportions it will reach?

And what if they evolve? Zombie drag queens?!

The horror! The HORROR!!! The ABSOLUTE HORROR!!!

*stamps on Herald*