Your mom is so fat

littlebean · **Joined:** Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:37 pm **Posts:** 877

Even Jesus can't lift her spirit.

Ur mom sucks dicks.

Discuss.

Zombzeh Nayt-o! · **Posted:** Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:12 pm

I'm going to need that information straight from Jesus.

The floor's all yours, Chris(t).

Titan · **Joined:** Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:43 pm **Posts:** 139

Even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.

Lemon · **Joined:** Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:48 pm **Posts:** 129

I stripped, I danced, I played with her chins and her boobs and he boobs' chins. I did EVERYTHING I could. It's true, I couldn't lift anything on that ho. Then she sucked my cock. It was sloppy and unenjoyable, but I let her finish cause she tried so damn hard.

Titan · **Joined:** Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:43 pm **Posts:** 139

Lemon wrote:

I stripped, I danced, I played with her chins and her boobs and he boobs' chins. I did EVERYTHING I could. It's true, I couldn't lift anything on that ho. Then she sucked my cock. It was sloppy and unenjoyable, but I let her finish cause she tried so damn hard.

My mom's dead...

littlebean · **Joined:** Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:37 pm **Posts:** 877

Not as hard as I tried to escape!

She had that hungry look in her eyes.

Zombzeh Nayt-o! · **Posted:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:27 pm

Lemon wrote:

I stripped, I danced, I played with her chins and her boobs and he boobs' chins. I did EVERYTHING I could. It's true, I couldn't lift anything on that ho. Then she sucked my cock. It was sloppy and unenjoyable, but I let her finish cause she tried so damn hard.

I lol'd so hard there were tears in my eyes.

Lemon · **Joined:** Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:48 pm **Posts:** 129

Titan wrote:

Lemon wrote:

I stripped, I danced, I played with her chins and her boobs and he boobs' chins. I did EVERYTHING I could. It's true, I couldn't lift anything on that ho. Then she sucked my cock. It was sloppy and unenjoyable, but I let her finish cause she tried so damn hard.

My mom's dead...

And that means she can't have fun too?

Titan · **Joined:** Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:43 pm **Posts:** 139

Lemon wrote:

Titan wrote:

Lemon wrote:

I stripped, I danced, I played with her chins and her boobs and he boobs' chins. I did EVERYTHING I could. It's true, I couldn't lift anything on that ho. Then she sucked my cock. It was sloppy and unenjoyable, but I let her finish cause she tried so damn hard.

My mom's dead...

And that means she can't have fun too?

Yes. Yes it does. It also means(I have no idea how) that yo momma is so ugly, she's Freddy Krueger's nightmare.

Lemon · **Joined:** Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:48 pm **Posts:** 129

Damn, you've found me out! My mom IS Jason Vorhees >.> Also, I don't exist, my dad is apparently gay and probably dead, and my mom is both a man and a zombie.... If Nayt was Jason Vorhees, everything would make so much sense... holy fucking hell... *Epiphany, runs to the telephone to call someone about it but the phoneline is dead; heavy footsteps from behind creep closer as he tries to reason with the darkness only to be chopped in half by a giant rusty machete. Also, in the last instant before death, he got lockjaw from tetanus.*

Titan · **Joined:** Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:43 pm **Posts:** 139

Lemon wrote:

Damn, you've found me out! My mom IS Jason Vorhees >.> Also, I don't exist, my dad is apparently gay and probably dead, and my mom is both a man and a zombie.... If Nayt was Jason Vorhees, everything would make so much sense... holy fucking hell... *Epiphany, runs to the telephone to call someone about it but the phoneline is dead; heavy footsteps from behind creep closer as he tries to reason with the darkness only to be chopped in half by a giant rusty machete. Also, in the last instant before death, he got lockjaw from tetanus.*

.... -Just sweeps it all under the rug.-

littlebean · **Joined:** Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:37 pm **Posts:** 877

*sweeps ur mom under the rug* I'm gonna need a bigger rug....

Syntaphar · **Joined:** Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:40 pm **Posts:** 199

I went to ask your mom how fat she was, but by the fifth day, I hadn't reached her chins yet and had to hike back for lack of supplies.

Zenith · **Posted:** Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:01 pm

Your momma's so fat -- she took her pants to the cleaners and they said, "We don't do curtains."

Zenith · **Posted:** Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:04 pm

You momma's so fat -- she was walking down the beach and Green Peace tried to drag her fat ass back into the water.

Dystopia

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