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 Post subject: Your mom is so fat
PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:22 pm 
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Even Jesus can't lift her spirit.

Ur mom sucks dicks.

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 Post subject: Re: Your mom is so fat
PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:12 pm 
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I'm going to need that information straight from Jesus.

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 Post subject: Fat jokes? Yo Momma so ugly
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:30 pm 
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Even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.

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 Post subject: Re: Your mom is so fat
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:20 pm 
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I stripped, I danced, I played with her chins and her boobs and he boobs' chins. I did EVERYTHING I could. It's true, I couldn't lift anything on that ho. Then she sucked my cock. It was sloppy and unenjoyable, but I let her finish cause she tried so damn hard.

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 Post subject: Re: Your mom is so fat
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:25 pm 
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Lemon wrote:
I stripped, I danced, I played with her chins and her boobs and he boobs' chins. I did EVERYTHING I could. It's true, I couldn't lift anything on that ho. Then she sucked my cock. It was sloppy and unenjoyable, but I let her finish cause she tried so damn hard.


My mom's dead...

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 Post subject: Re: Your mom is so fat
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:26 pm 
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Not as hard as I tried to escape!

She had that hungry look in her eyes.


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 Post subject: Re: Your mom is so fat
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:27 pm 
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Lemon wrote:
I stripped, I danced, I played with her chins and her boobs and he boobs' chins. I did EVERYTHING I could. It's true, I couldn't lift anything on that ho. Then she sucked my cock. It was sloppy and unenjoyable, but I let her finish cause she tried so damn hard.


I lol'd so hard there were tears in my eyes.

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 Post subject: Re: Your mom is so fat
PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:56 pm 
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Titan wrote:
Lemon wrote:
I stripped, I danced, I played with her chins and her boobs and he boobs' chins. I did EVERYTHING I could. It's true, I couldn't lift anything on that ho. Then she sucked my cock. It was sloppy and unenjoyable, but I let her finish cause she tried so damn hard.


My mom's dead...


And that means she can't have fun too?

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 Post subject: Re: Your mom is so fat
PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:31 pm 
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Lemon wrote:
Titan wrote:
Lemon wrote:
I stripped, I danced, I played with her chins and her boobs and he boobs' chins. I did EVERYTHING I could. It's true, I couldn't lift anything on that ho. Then she sucked my cock. It was sloppy and unenjoyable, but I let her finish cause she tried so damn hard.


My mom's dead...


And that means she can't have fun too?


Yes. Yes it does. It also means(I have no idea how) that yo momma is so ugly, she's Freddy Krueger's nightmare.

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 Post subject: Re: Your mom is so fat
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Damn, you've found me out! My mom IS Jason Vorhees >.> Also, I don't exist, my dad is apparently gay and probably dead, and my mom is both a man and a zombie.... If Nayt was Jason Vorhees, everything would make so much sense... holy fucking hell... *Epiphany, runs to the telephone to call someone about it but the phoneline is dead; heavy footsteps from behind creep closer as he tries to reason with the darkness only to be chopped in half by a giant rusty machete. Also, in the last instant before death, he got lockjaw from tetanus.*

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 Post subject: Re: Your mom is so fat
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Lemon wrote:
Damn, you've found me out! My mom IS Jason Vorhees >.> Also, I don't exist, my dad is apparently gay and probably dead, and my mom is both a man and a zombie.... If Nayt was Jason Vorhees, everything would make so much sense... holy fucking hell... *Epiphany, runs to the telephone to call someone about it but the phoneline is dead; heavy footsteps from behind creep closer as he tries to reason with the darkness only to be chopped in half by a giant rusty machete. Also, in the last instant before death, he got lockjaw from tetanus.*


.... -Just sweeps it all under the rug.-

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 Post subject: Re: Your mom is so fat
PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:02 pm 
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*sweeps ur mom under the rug* I'm gonna need a bigger rug....


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 Post subject: Re: Your mom is so fat
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I went to ask your mom how fat she was, but by the fifth day, I hadn't reached her chins yet and had to hike back for lack of supplies.


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 Post subject: Re: Your mom is so fat
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Your momma's so fat -- she took her pants to the cleaners and they said, "We don't do curtains."

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 Post subject: Re: Your mom is so fat
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You momma's so fat -- she was walking down the beach and Green Peace tried to drag her fat ass back into the water.

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