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| Author: | littlebean [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Your mom is so fat |
Even Jesus can't lift her spirit. Ur mom sucks dicks. Discuss. |
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| Author: | Zombzeh Nayt-o! [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Your mom is so fat |
I'm going to need that information straight from Jesus. The floor's all yours, Chris(t). |
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| Author: | Titan [ Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Fat jokes? Yo Momma so ugly |
Even Rice Krispies won't talk to her. |
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| Author: | Lemon [ Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Your mom is so fat |
I stripped, I danced, I played with her chins and her boobs and he boobs' chins. I did EVERYTHING I could. It's true, I couldn't lift anything on that ho. Then she sucked my cock. It was sloppy and unenjoyable, but I let her finish cause she tried so damn hard. |
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| Author: | Titan [ Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Your mom is so fat |
Lemon wrote: I stripped, I danced, I played with her chins and her boobs and he boobs' chins. I did EVERYTHING I could. It's true, I couldn't lift anything on that ho. Then she sucked my cock. It was sloppy and unenjoyable, but I let her finish cause she tried so damn hard. My mom's dead... |
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| Author: | littlebean [ Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Your mom is so fat |
Not as hard as I tried to escape! She had that hungry look in her eyes. |
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| Author: | Zombzeh Nayt-o! [ Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Your mom is so fat |
Lemon wrote: I stripped, I danced, I played with her chins and her boobs and he boobs' chins. I did EVERYTHING I could. It's true, I couldn't lift anything on that ho. Then she sucked my cock. It was sloppy and unenjoyable, but I let her finish cause she tried so damn hard. I lol'd so hard there were tears in my eyes. |
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| Author: | Lemon [ Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Your mom is so fat |
Titan wrote: Lemon wrote: I stripped, I danced, I played with her chins and her boobs and he boobs' chins. I did EVERYTHING I could. It's true, I couldn't lift anything on that ho. Then she sucked my cock. It was sloppy and unenjoyable, but I let her finish cause she tried so damn hard. My mom's dead... And that means she can't have fun too? |
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| Author: | Titan [ Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Your mom is so fat |
Lemon wrote: Titan wrote: Lemon wrote: I stripped, I danced, I played with her chins and her boobs and he boobs' chins. I did EVERYTHING I could. It's true, I couldn't lift anything on that ho. Then she sucked my cock. It was sloppy and unenjoyable, but I let her finish cause she tried so damn hard. My mom's dead... And that means she can't have fun too? Yes. Yes it does. It also means(I have no idea how) that yo momma is so ugly, she's Freddy Krueger's nightmare. |
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| Author: | Lemon [ Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Your mom is so fat |
Damn, you've found me out! My mom IS Jason Vorhees >.> Also, I don't exist, my dad is apparently gay and probably dead, and my mom is both a man and a zombie.... If Nayt was Jason Vorhees, everything would make so much sense... holy fucking hell... *Epiphany, runs to the telephone to call someone about it but the phoneline is dead; heavy footsteps from behind creep closer as he tries to reason with the darkness only to be chopped in half by a giant rusty machete. Also, in the last instant before death, he got lockjaw from tetanus.* |
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| Author: | Titan [ Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Your mom is so fat |
Lemon wrote: Damn, you've found me out! My mom IS Jason Vorhees >.> Also, I don't exist, my dad is apparently gay and probably dead, and my mom is both a man and a zombie.... If Nayt was Jason Vorhees, everything would make so much sense... holy fucking hell... *Epiphany, runs to the telephone to call someone about it but the phoneline is dead; heavy footsteps from behind creep closer as he tries to reason with the darkness only to be chopped in half by a giant rusty machete. Also, in the last instant before death, he got lockjaw from tetanus.* .... -Just sweeps it all under the rug.- |
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| Author: | littlebean [ Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Your mom is so fat |
*sweeps ur mom under the rug* I'm gonna need a bigger rug.... |
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| Author: | Syntaphar [ Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Your mom is so fat |
I went to ask your mom how fat she was, but by the fifth day, I hadn't reached her chins yet and had to hike back for lack of supplies. |
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| Author: | Zenith [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Your mom is so fat |
Your momma's so fat -- she took her pants to the cleaners and they said, "We don't do curtains." |
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| Author: | Zenith [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Your mom is so fat |
You momma's so fat -- she was walking down the beach and Green Peace tried to drag her fat ass back into the water. |
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