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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:01 am 
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God is a fictional character? =o


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Skylar wrote:
God is a fictional character? =o


Usually results in a shitstorm.




Where the fuck is my shitstorm?

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Skylar wrote:
God is a fictional character? =o


Yep! You do have to wonder, though... When are they going to finally come out with the next book?

The Holy Bible 2: The Reckoning...

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Zombzeh Nayt-o! wrote:
Skylar wrote:
God is a fictional character? =o


Usually results in a shitstorm.




Where the fuck is my shitstorm?


/Grabs a rain coat and stuffz.


Baleron87 wrote:
Skylar wrote:
God is a fictional character? =o


Yep! You do have to wonder, though... When are they going to finally come out with the next book?

The Holy Bible 2: The Reckoning...

LOL!


Mwhaha.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:02 pm 
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My God isn't a fictional character.

My God fucking ripped his mother fucking eye out to drink from a fountain or some shit. He fuckin' swung some badass weaponry around like they were weightless little sissy feathers and chopped some bitches in half, then my God did say unto his followers:" 'Fuck this place, let's go to my house and eat a shit ton of food before bludgeoning each other with some maces and shit. Fuck yeah morning stars."

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Alex's god is Odin, apparently. Well-done.

Odin is a badass, though...

I believe in myself, fool. And if belief is what makes a God...? DO I WIN A PRIZE?

Probably not. :(


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Little known fact:

Because the Judo-Christian god is named God, his name is the only use of god as a proper noun. In short, gods in other religions are not referred to as Gods. It's literally impossible to make the name God plural, because there is only one character known as God. There are a number of characters referred to as gods, but only one denotes the capitalization. So, breaking this down in a literary sense, saying "Alex's God is Odin" makes no sense, because Alex does not own the character God. It's only sensible if used as a Biblical metaphor, but since there are only a couple of Christians on this board, the metaphor falls on deaf ears (eyes) with this audience.

Baleron87 wrote:
Yep! You do have to wonder, though... When are they going to finally come out with the next book?

The Holy Bible 2: The Reckoning...

LOL!


Already done. The Bible (Underlined because all published books are either italicized or underlined. The MLA committee demands this of all English language enthusiasts.) is actually a collection of books. Within those books are multiple short stories. You have the Old Testament and the New Testament, two large collections of books which are actually large collections of short stories (written in generally arhythmic verse) related to the motifs of those books. Throughout both collections, there is an over-arching plot: the character God's interaction with his creations. Naturally, the reoccurring theme of "mankind is horribly depraved" and the initial (and early) zeitgeist of the Edenic Paradigm were common before and after, and are actually some of the most frequently used concepts in contemporary fiction.

The end of this over-arching plot can be found within the Book of Revelations. This is a prophetic vision of the character John of how the world ends--and that's it. The world ends. That's how the story ends. You can't really make another set of stories taking place later on when you've physically put an end to the world on which those stories take place.

It's fitting, though. You start the story by creating the world, then you conclude the story by ending the world in the most epic way you can.

I wasn't influenced by this at all.

Nope. No way, no how. Not even remotely influenced.

In fact, to suggest that there is underlying Biblical philosophy and allusions in every story I write (both short story and RP) would just be silly.




tl;dr version: I know more about Biblical philosophy than anyone else on this side of the internet's roleplay forums, and I only see both books of the Holy Bible as fictional stories. The above is just me showing off.

tl;dr version of the entire post: You've all been defeated on a collegiate level. Nayt wins again.

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Zombzeh Nayt-o! wrote:
Little known fact:

Holy fucking shit on a god damn stick. I cannot believe how fucking awesome Alex's God is. I mean I had always dreamed of devoting myself to a God that was both awesome and manly but not once did I ever think it would be this easy! Thank you, Alex! You've saved me years of meditation and fasting! You also introduced me to a God that would never require those things and instead accept my debauchery and gluttony as signs of good health! I love you ;_;


I'm glad to see I saved another sheep from the wolves, Nate.

Also (somewhat) relevant:

Book: “What are you up to, Sweet-heart?”
River Tam: “Fixing your bible.”
Book: “I, um …. W-what?”
River Tam: “Bible’s broken.”
River Tam: “Contradictions, false redistricts. Doesn’t make sense.”
Book: “No, no. You can’t, y-you…”
River Tam: “So we’ll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God’s creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric perils are already there … … Eleven. Important number, prime number. One goes into the house of eleven, eleven times, but always comes out as one.”
River Tam (Turning to Book): “Noah’s arc is a problem."
Book: “R-really?”
River Tam: “We’ll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit (laughing) five dozen species of mammal on the same boat.”
Book: “Give me that.” (Pages ripping)
Book: “River, you don’t …F-fix the bible.”
River Tam: (Sad) “It’s broken, it doesn’t make sense.”
Book: “It’s not about making sense, it’s about believing in something and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It’s about faith. You don’t fix faith, River. It fixes you.”
(Tugging at pages, ripping sounds.)
Book: “ …. You hang onto those then.”

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To quote something-or-other because it's tangentially relevant:

"I have no problem with God. It's his fan-club I can't stand."

Also:

*holds Skylar*

Just in case you were still waiting. These guys are pretty heartless bastards, apparently.

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The jacket is more of an inside joke...I hold no organized religion to be honest...

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/IS FINALLY HELD! CUDDLES!

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