Dystopia

You know what to do.




Make Ambrose Bierce proud.

Arguing - (Are-gew-ing) v. 1. The practice of resorting to slander, homosexual references, and/or--but not limited to--caps lock before common sense to solve a problem.

Auto - (Awe-toe) v. 1. An act of hypocrisy performed upon another character in role-play leading to arguments.

Building - (Rub-bull) n. 1. An erection of stone, wood, or metal awaiting an explosion. 2. A place where NPCs congregate to die.

Cizok - (See-zawk) n. 1. A place of open ideas and slanted eyes.

Dead - (Ded) n. 1. Awaiting a Deus Ex Machina.

Deus Ex Machina - (D-E-M) n. 1. The tool of a role-player to be wielded without prior thought or limitation in defiance of all previously established facts.

Thanks for reminding me. I keep meaning to have one of my characters saved by some divine machine descending from the heavens. (While quoting Shakespeare, I might add.)

Bellamante (Behl - uh - mant): 1. n. An elf that is unarguably dead, killed by a master candle assassin. 2. n. The source of much BAWWWW in both the past, present, and future. His sacrifice will never be forgotten.

Tuguro ( Too-Goo-Roe ) - Demon Rapist. Enjoys long walks on the beach, horny nights, and shaking your hand after urinating.

Insufferable agony (in - suf - err - ab - l ah - goh - nee ): 1) n. Kevin's daily life. 2) n. the daily existence of Nayt's penis. 3) n. the often permanent sensation felt while associating with the player of Bellamante's assassin.

ED (Ee-Dee) 1. Often experienced by men in the presence of Tuguro, 2. The lack of ability to develop an erection, typically a reaction to outside events, 3. What happens if your mom vomits on you while you're getting it up.