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| Author: | Zombzeh Nayt-o! [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imagine if ... |
Lotus Charming wrote: Imagine if... Wookies were real... Clearly you aren't acquainted well enough with Alex. Image if . . . I weren't quite so white-trash. |
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| Author: | Lotus Charming [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imagine if ... |
*slight snicker* Imagine if... smurfs were real |
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| Author: | Skylar [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imagine if ... |
Lemme clearify.... I don't wanna do it again... Wookies are real.. Nate is not white trash.. Alex is a wookie?? And smurfs....they're evil. |
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| Author: | Herald_of_Fate [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imagine if ... |
Imagine if... Everyone on this site were in fact chars being scripted by some group of beings we didn't know existed? Like as you're sitting at your comp, playing your char, somewhere, someone is playing you sitting at your comp, playing your char? (cues Twilight Zone theme) Creepy thought...must be quite the unstable fucker that is writing my story. *Disclaimer: The first person to even remotely attempt to connect this to religion will be immediately subject to a verbal bitchslap (for males) and/or cuntpunch (for females, and homosexual zombies). I suspect some dumbass will and the Gods (I'm a pagan.) have mercy upon you if you are that dumbass. While I enjoy religious debate, this is my fun time, supposedly free of rational thought. Ruin that and I will find a way to punish you!!!!* |
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| Author: | Lotus Charming [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imagine if ... |
Imagine if... Chocolate pudding was actually made of horse hooves like some weird science experiment that I heard jello being made out of... |
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| Author: | Herald_of_Fate [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imagine if ... |
Alex wrote: If that were true, the entity that created Nate and me would have some serious issues to explain to his social peers. Wouldn't that be true for...well, just about everybody here? We're not exactly the poster children for sanity here. |
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| Author: | Sage [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imagine if ... |
You might want to get a helmet... ...so you don't make a mess, when I blow yo miiind. Also, how dare you leave me out of the crippling issues list? I've got to be up there. Anyway: Imagine if: The snozberries tastes like snozberries. |
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| Author: | Lotus Charming [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imagine if ... |
*blinks and slinks over to a chocolate pudding and a spoon and sits there watching the fussing* Imagine if... Anime wasn't just anime... We all were anime too.... |
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| Author: | Herald_of_Fate [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imagine if ... |
Alex wrote: No, see... Nate and I, we have issues that put other people's issues to shame. We have issues that we cannot, even in the Flames of Doom, so much as contemplate sharing with others, because it would blow all of your minds into a fine, sugary powder. Yes, a sugary powder. That's how absurd our issues are. Is it maybe a monument to just how screwed up everyone is that we're comparing our issues? I mean, most of us know very little of each other on a personal level (or, at least, I would imagine so). Isn't a comparison of alleged serious issues just a bit absurd? Besides, it's all perception anyway. You're gay and being in the closet might be your personal version of Hell (if there is such a place). But for all you know, I'm a soldier on some foreign battlefield, forced to shoot at children because they're running at me with bombs strapped to them. Is one necessarily worse than the other? Again, all a matter of perception, my friend. We're all fucked in one way or another. We constantly think in terms of normalcy and how close or far we are to some ideal of it. If anything, in this world, the more out there you think you are, the more like everyone else you tend to be. In this grand push to be more and more individualistic, we just end up more and more like the perceived norm. As Sage is so fond of saying, it iz like a paradox. All issues, for all their imagined complexities, are simple. We complicate them only in attempting with what crude knowledge we humans are privy to understanding them. So, you see, you might, in fact, be the most 'normal' person on this site. Perception is, after all, everything. That's my deep thought of the day. Expect nothing but manic ravings from this point forward. Time for me to go water my Mog-wai... |
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| Author: | Herald_of_Fate [ Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imagine if ... |
Squirrel Girl? Sweet...unlike a lot of girls I meet, she at least knows where to keep the nuts. (insert drum roll and cymbal crash) Funny, you should call me Dr... I'm studying to become one. Nearly done with my first degree in Molecular biology. Going into graduate school for the Doctorate. A year or two, and you could call me that legitimately. Anyway, not meaning any disrespect, man. Quit taking my savant-like moments of lucidity so seriously. And finally, what if... as a guy, if you polished the rocket too much, you were reincarnated as a sperm cell and as a woman, if you diddle the button too much, you come back as a human egg? Or... if you're injured, you end up on my surgical table? Would you really want me playing Operation with your organs for real? |
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| Author: | Lotus Charming [ Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imagine if ... |
What if... All you had to do to get a good grade was drop your pants... |
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| Author: | Skylar [ Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imagine if ... |
Hi. I'm normal. |
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| Author: | Sage [ Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imagine if ... |
Lotus Charming wrote: What if... All you had to do to get a good grade was drop your pants... Sounds like less of a what if, and more like last Thursday. |
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| Author: | Zombzeh Nayt-o! [ Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imagine if ... |
Lotus Charming wrote: What if... All you had to do to get a good grade was drop your pants... I'm not sure about other teachers, but that's totally going to judge how I give out grades. |
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| Author: | Juhuro [ Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imagine if ... |
Imagine if... the one in white wasn't Kyle. http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t244/cheddarlimbo/deliciouscake.jpg |
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