Vacation Alert

[Zach Kaiser]

So, starting tomorrow (Monday) I'm going to be out of town and will not be able to post until Saturday, most likely. I may or may not be able to sneak a few posts out since my brother is bringing his laptop, but otherwise I won't be around.

[littlebean]

Sweet deal bitch where're you vacationing too?

[Zach Kaiser]

Nowhere super exciting. I live near in Minnesota, near the Twin Cities, and we're going up to the Duluth area, on Lake Superior. Not even leaving state. Still, it's better than nothing.

[littlebean]

I agree. Fuck ya bitches. Who ya going with? It'll be a buzzkil if its with yer family D:

[Zombzeh Nayt-o!]

Honestly-- one of these months, you should save up the cash for a plane ticket to Pittsburg, PA. I'm sure I could get Kevin and a couple others to swing down for such a thing, too. It'd be about the closest thing to a Dystopian convention as physically possible.

However! You have a good time this week.

[Alex]

Why the fuck can't he have an awesome family, huh? Why do you automatically assume it's a buzzkill if he's going with his family? I mean, god. What're you? An asshole? Jesus. That's not cool. He could have the most awesome fucking a family in the world, well next to mine, but then--that's really unfair. You're dirtier than Nate covered in DW-40 and wrestling that guy who lives in that alley near the dump on '2nd.

[Zombzeh Nayt-o!]

Why the fuck can't he have an awesome family, huh? Why do you automatically assume it's a buzzkill if he's going with his family? I mean, god. What're you? An asshole? Jesus. That's not cool. He could have the most awesome fucking a family in the world, well next to mine, but then--that's really unfair. You're dirtier than Nate covered in DW-40 and wrestling that guy who lives in that alley near the dump on '2nd.

That's physically impossible. You remember that scale Billy Mays used on his commercials? You know, that machine that can determine how dirty something is? He and I used that one time.

We hit the max.

[Alex]

Well fine, I mean ... I can't argue with that. But come on ... a large amount of dirt is still involved in their general direction.