Happy Turkey Day

[Zombzeh Nayt-o!]

Happy Thanksgiving, ladies and gentlemen!

I'm going to give about . . . 2,000 points to the Pilgrims for their communion with the American Indians. Don't use 'em all in one attribute!

[Syntaphar]

This debate again? Speaking as a partial Native American (Cherokee, thank you very much), I can say that most of us are pretty much over it. In fact, there are more guilty people of European descent talking about it than actual angry Native Americans.

[Syntaphar]

Oh, I am aware of your standpoint, though I appreciate you clarifying. I, however am simply argumentative, especially on topics of holiday controversy. Ah, idiosyncrasies. Also, it's beeen a while since I heard a good casino joke.

[Syntaphar]

You have found the common ground so quickly, I think you might have a map to it. A map labeled "Hate on Nate". And agreed.

[Zach Kaiser]

Thanksgiving is about one thing and one thing over: gorging yourself on food. Don't even try and pretend otherwise.

And I must say, as usual, I outdid myself this year. I think I'm the only person who snacks after Thanksgiving dinner.