FACE the FACTS

[Gumball]

No you.

[littlebean]

DYSTOPIA! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT!

3 2 1 GO! RRRAAARRRGGG

(I'm at school.)

[Alex]

That movie mad me sad.

[littlebean]

EL HERMANO!? ELHERMANO!?!!!!!

[Lemon]

I think that movie would have been entirely different if that creature also had plug-in eyebrows on its hands >.>

[Zombzeh Nayt-o!]

I almost always go outside looking like this, regardless of where I'm going. I've been overhauling my wardrobe for this, in fact. It's been a slow process, but I have enough slacks, button down shirts, and blazers to get me through the week. I just need a tan fedora, preferably a 1920's style fedora (my black one is a 1950's style fedora), and a new overcoat, and I think I'll be set.

Call me a yuppie scumbag, but be warned! My reply will be (in short): "Sometimes I drink like it's the Prohibition all over again and I just don't give a damn about no Volstead Act. Now it's just a matter of looking the part."

On a side note, cigars and liquor were excluded from these two pictures for a number of reasons, despite the fact that they are my two favorite unhealthy vices. Firstly, I'm kind of running low on cigars. Secondly, I need to conserve my liquor. Something as silly as getting Manda to get an updated picture of me whilst we walk to an ice cream parlor did not denote the necessity of a delicious cigar and public intoxication.

There is now enough retro 1920's fashion on this forum. There could be more--there could always be more, regardless--but the current amount is sufficient for now.

[Alex]

If I could find one of my fedora, Nate. I would have to challenge you to a Fedora-off. You're pretty lucky that I've misplaced it, along with several other hats. I mean, most of my maneuvers and tactics in a Fedora-off are pretty basic, but I'm consistent and I have a trump card in the form of an unbelievably perfected cockney accent. You'll be so stunned that you'll think I'm wearing a bowler hat. That's when I hit you right in the fucking kidney with my bullwhip, after getting the girl, and saving the world or avoiding some cleverly, well-hidden ancient trap that's reliability has been undiminished despite the amount of centuries it's been set up.

[Zombzeh Nayt-o!]

Not gonna lie--I don't think the world would be able to handle that much awesome. That's why the 20's-50's had to end. Any more and it would've pushed the world to the brink!


We shouldn't risk that, Alex.

[Toneh]

Dont make me post my myspace link

[Zombzeh Nayt-o!]

We won't, buddy. Don't worry.

[Toneh]

Yea, this website would shut down due to the massive awesome overload it would receive from my drunken pix

[Alex]

I don't think that's what Nate meant, although I could be mistaken.

[Zombzeh Nayt-o!]

I don't think that's what Nate meant, although I could be mistaken.

This man is on to something.

[Toneh]

nate......I want your bod

[Toneh]

but i found you on you tube.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiGLKg0oCRY