I learned that a valve in my heart was defective or rather, functioning to the beat of its own drum whilst going in for a routine check-up (get them...they do in fact save lives, kids.). Anywho, my hiatus will soon end. I've got surgery to repair it and am in recovery and a buddy was good enough to smuggle in my laptop for a minute. (With all the monitoring equipment, they made me give up all my electronics. They got my cell yesterday...

Just in case, you know...you bunch of cynical bastards cared....j/k