FACE the FACTS

[littlebean]

It was my sexy ass friend Brittany. She did a lot of work with the scars, you just can't see it in the picture.

Later on on our trick or treating we replaced the luchadore mask with a batman mask. Next house we went to the lady handing out candy thought I was retarded. She started with the whole "Aw who's scarey? YOU ARE! Who's a scarey ghost!?"

So we played along and I pretended to be mentally handicapped for the rest of the night. Instead of saying trick or treat at the next house I gave the man a vacant stare and kinda drooled a bit. Then when I finally decided to shout TWICK OR TWEAT I didn't stop until Joker told me to. Then I kept on reminding him that I"M BAMAN! BAMAN!

I got a lot of "aws" and "that's cute" from people. When we left I whined for Joker to lift me off their porch cuz it was too high and scarey. People made fun of my costume, but when they learned I was "handicapped" they stopped.

Many lols were had.

Nate I want more details on this zombie hunt. So was it basically like zombie manhunt?

[Zombzeh Nayt-o!]

and I pretended to be mentally handicapped

Wait a second . . .

/cough

Anyways! Humans vs. zombies entails getting a group of participants together, giving them nerf guns, and telling them to survive. If you became a zombie, you were obligated to act the part and try and attack humans. Zombies could not use nerf guns. Shoot a zombie player enough times, and they "die," as in they have to go back to a certain point in the designated area of the game and move on from there. Most zombies were slow ones, a few were runners. One guy who took a zombie role was about 7'0, 400lbs, and him attacking us usually meant it was time to treat him like a Left 4 Dead tank, because it took, like, two dozen shots to take him down. If you were taken out by a zombie and turned, you had to play a zombie for the rest of the night.

Thus it was my goal to survive the entire night-- and survive I did. All I had was a modified nerf Maverick, an extra un-modified Maverick, and a flashlight that could double as a convincing spotlight (used police style, of course; flashlight held underhanded right below the handgun). And let me tell you, when someone's running at you at tackling speed, flashing a light in their face really throws them for a loop.

It was terrifyingly fun, though. Shit really had me on edge, too. Ten of us were hounded all at once by, like, a dozen zombies that just kept coming-- pushed us back into a small building with no lights. Shit got rough. The last half an hour called for a last stand, too. It had us outside of a building, with all the zombie players coming at us at once. Mostly runners, too. We'd take one out, he/she'd walk back behind the building, and would run back at us again.

Really tense sometimes, called for a lot of hiking and running, but was fun as hell.

[littlebean]

And all I did was go door to door getting candy. I don't even LIKE candy.

Fuck. Even though me and my friend had lotsa fun, that doesn't even frikken compare. I wish I was there. *jelus*

[littlebean]

never

[littlebean]

Srsly why am I the only one posting here?



Oh, I hate being disappointed, Smee. And I hate living in this flawed body. And I hate living in Neverland. And I hate... I hate... I *hate* Peter Pan!

[littlebean]

Walk the plank bitch.

[littlebean]

You mean you'll plunder Nates booty.

[littlebean]

Not that many photos were taken at this years zombie walk but here's what I have.

[littlebean]

no

[littlebean]

Halloween pics or I will murder you.


Me on the left.


The picture sucks, so you can't see the pipes bolts or wires very well. I am a sad panda.


I guess you can see the details a bit better in this pic but not so much :/

[Herald_of_Fate]

I do so enjoy your antics, Littlebean. The Pyramidhead costume ownz....Bangarang, bitches!!!

In other news, I spent the night in the Ohio State prison for Halloween. Haunted as all hell...obviously I felt right at home. Anyway to post audio files on here...? Got some really odd EVP that I'd love to post.

[littlebean]

Ru fi

OOOOOOOH! (thank you)

So you went to prison looking for ghosts? Not like you got arrested during Halloween? If you got arrested and busted ghosts in the same prison that would be waaaay too gangsta. You should post your shit, now I'm curious and I wanna see it.

Next year wear a ghost busters outfit. It will be awesome.


A certain admin and his certain sexy lady need to post pics.

[littlebean]

Nice pic dood but you're right, your face needs some facial hair. I'll lend you SOME OF MINE.